Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Advice For The Lovelorn

Brace yourself, this amazing find could alter the universe.

While working in our booth at Bass Pro the past 2 weekends I've discovered a guaranteed call for women. I've always used my Primos Terminator Elk Tube Call in the mountains while chasing bull elk, but elk are not the only animal susceptible to this call.

We were on the 2nd floor and we would let out loud bull elk squeals and glunking to entertain the kids. Much to our amazement women over in the clothes and fudge section would come walking upstairs with glazed over looks wanting to know where the strange sounds were coming from. After we did the call for the ladies they would get this crazy look in their eyes like you see them wearing after a Tom Cruise movie. They were like putty in our hands.

So iffen your down on your luck or just wanting to spice up the bedroom I can honestly recommend the Primos Terminator Elk Tube Call. You won't believe it till you see it in action. This marvelous invention called in all types of women, short ones, tall ones, redheads, brunettes, midget women you name it.


Phillip said...

Ooh ooh! Where can I get one?

Unintended consequences... I like it.

Tom Sorenson said...

Ha! I've tried that one with my wife - and all I get is, "Knock it off! Do that outside!"

Jesses Hunting And Outdoors said...

Not sure why your wife didn't fall for the bugle Tom. One more weekend to go at Bass Pro.

NorCal Cazadora said...

That is hilarious.

Othmar Vohringer said...

Now that right there is funny!
I can see it now. All the testosterone laded teenage boys running around town bugling and chirping. Lol.