Top 10 missed dove excuses
10 - stupid bug landed on my glasses right as I yanked the trigger
9 - dang ground squirrel holes, I lost my footing
8 - Was that a dove mixed in with them tweety birds? I wasn't sure so I pulled up
7- Crappy import shells, that's the third one with a bad primer
6 - Must of bent my barrel in that fall back there
5- Dayum brother in law, his reloads suck
4- I was sweeping just fine, the dove just stopped flying
3 - Shouldn't have et that PBJ, got jelly all over my trigger finger
2 - Didn't you hear that rattler buzzing? It puckered me up so bad I yanked it way right.
1 - I hate new guns, never can find the safety on em.
Got anymore you've heard?
Wut ya got?
Shot of the gang at Cibola Sportsman's Club in Cibola AZ. It was a good opener this year. Limits by 8am and everyone safe back at camp for a float down the Colorado River to cool off.
How's your dove season so far?
Monday, September 12, 2011
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